Life Motto: Strive for the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

The first thing you should know about Johan is that he once fell off a mountain. In our minds, he crawled his way off the bottom of the mountain and dragged himself back to MCM towers to be on hand to install our new versions of Office and help when the internet cuts out. COMMITMENT. Johan is a lot like Rincewind from Discworld but less in the sense he’s running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons. Nerdiest thing about Johan? He’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.